It seems that everyone in Britain thinks we have the hardest centre-halves. Matt Nation disagrees
There appears to be a stipulation in certain player-turned-TV-pundits’ contracts which dictates that, at least twice a season, the audience must be told just how much one six-footer is looking forward to kicking lumps out of another six-footer in the game coming up on Saturday. Similarly, the pundits’ stooge is obliged to inform the camera just how much the fans will be looking forward to it as well. Their failure to use the phrase “Clash of the Titans” represents potential grounds for instant dismissal.