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29 May 2015 ~
In the wake of the FIFA corruption scandal there are calls in the media this morning for England to not take part in the next World Cup. That would make two in a row.
Badge of the week ~ Pamplemousses SC, Mauritius
“March To Win” is a nice robust slogan, conjuring a Stalinist image of thousands of workers trudging to work across the tundra to produce aeroplanes from the fillings and pocket watches liberated from fallen colleagues, who, unhappily, were not able to complete the trip. It is a heroic slogan, implying courage, resoluteness and solidarity. And the lack of a vehicle. It’s a bit wasted on a team called Sporting Club Grapefruits.
As soon as you register the club’s name, the image is reduced in gravitas from a grainy labour camp forced march to thousands of grapefruits wobbling along in technicolour to Dance of the Cuckoos. A surely more appropriate slogan for a club called Les Pamplemousses would be “Roll to Conquest”, or “Healthy Breakfast To Victory”, or “As A Team We’re Not As Bad As Grapefruits Taste”. Cameron Carter
from Huw Richards
“The William Hill bookmakers in Chingford were expecting Middlesbrough to be outnumbered.”
from Mark Stephens
“Cameron Jerome had his own dietary plan for the play-off final.”
Alan Smith never has any difficulty in hailing a cab.
from Paul Hanson
“Perhaps Alan was listening to live commentary of a Newcastle match and was forced to take out his frustration on the local wildlife.”
Should FIFA need a new logo, they will have plenty of options.