And who are you exactly

Villa's autocratic chairman, as seen by Brad Woodhouse

Distinguishing Features: Aside from the Mr Whippy wavy quiff (and a faint air of campness), he looks like any other 73 year-old self-made West Midlands businessman – rotund, besuited, drives a Rolls Royce with personalized number plate (AV 1).

Darron Kirkby profiles one of the Hammers' boardroom members

Distinguishing features: Looks like the Fat Controller on Thomas The Tank Engine. 

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