... farmed out to the sidekicks; the pensionably tiresome Mark Lawrenson, or the adverb-averse AndyTownsend, or the consciously kickable Robbie Savage.
What’s needed isn’t a nostalgic return to the crusty ...
... of AndyTownsend getting picked ahead of him that he decides to go off the rails and enjoy a few pints, get a bit lippy around the training ground and nastier on the pitch. Enter the new manager, Mike ...
... rumoured that the windscreen repair company more than recouped their investment by permanently stationing employees in the club’s car park to deal with the aftermath of shots from Andy Saville. Tom L ...
... cruited players such as AndyTownsend, who was born in Kent and started his career at Weymouth but went on to win 70 international caps. With Ireland qualifying for four major finals under Charlton, any mi ...
... bearing on my views on this subject. And let's bring in a special retrospective clause for Gary Neville while we're at it. Martin Howard, Cheltenham
Dear WSC While Andy Thorley's rail against the lazy ...
... to grind AndyTownsend’s reputation back into the dirt at any given opportunity, but the Tactics Truck was a three-minute feature that ran for roughly two months nearly ten years ago. Children the lengt ...
... t is bizarre. I'm tempted to make up my own such as a "garden-fencer" or "sellotaped-on" but I might sound as big a berk as AndyTownsend. Ian Taylor, Ipswich Dear WSC Regarding Ian Plenderleith' ...
... in Sky considering Andy Gray's last straw to be remarks of a sexual nature towards Charlotte Jackson, who promoted the new season on Sky Sports in August by doing a shoot for Loaded magazine. The othe ...
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As Andy Gray took his final "boo" last month and emptied his desk of his telestrator ...
We asked you for your views on a variety of issues in our post-World Cup issue. Roger Titford analyses the responses On Sky TV, Andy Gray has several times passed his firm verdict on the 2010 World Cup ...
... for maximum shaming effect to the most heart-clutching, boiled-eyed bawlers in the crowd. Later Tyldesley and AndyTownsend complained that Capello hadn’t celebrated the England goals. The whole event, ...
... ts over their heads as the clock ticks down. “The man coming on works in a bank!” says Tyldesley of the last-minute sub, Andy Barron. Italy didn’t play badly, but looked toothless in attack. Brazil 3 I ...
... “Off the line, and again, Leighton Baines...” he said confidently, then went silent before AndyTownsend broke in with: “He’s give it!” Robert Green was still rolling around well inside the goal with the ...
... tatty trainers, shuffled around by the tea and biscuit table free of hangers on, left with no alternative but to fall deep in conversation with Peter Drury. AndyTownsend worked the room in familiar blokey ...
... all their own fault. Alan Hansen and Andy Gray laid the groundwork with their arrows and circles on replays over a decade ago. Since then the tactics industry has boomed in newspaper columns and books ...
... idea for a reality TV show. Lasting six weeks and titled You Are The Ref or something similar, it would feature three of the most opinionated commentators (let’s say Andy Gray, Alan Green and Alan Brazil). ...
... the folly of man’s pursuit of happiness. A couple of football neologisms to end with. During ITV’s Champions League coverage, AndyTownsend introduced the phrasal verb “to towel it”, as in “Atlético Madrid ...
... McManaman, who visibly surprised AndyTownsend by actually criticising Liverpool after their opening Champions League victory, so we may not see as much of him as had been feared following his arrival ...
... television pundit roster, try not to choose the least insightful one available. It is highly likely that AndyTownsend, Mark Lawrenson or even a chimp with a pointing stick would have managed more than ...
... the cup – ho hum! Ian Craig, Peterculter Dear WSC, Andy Marriott (Letters, WSC 266) is far from convinced that Lucas Neill’s salary is actually anywhere near as exorbitant as is generally believed. Indeed, ...