THE HALF DECENT FOOTBALL MAGAZINE

1 March ~ In the light of the recent coverage of footballers' indiscretions we return to 2007 when four Premier League players all got married on a single weekend 

Footballers, even quite famous ones, used to get married in a registry office in front of three people. They took honeymoons in Whitby before setting up home with Sue/Meg/Jakki in a modern semi, where they might stand out as the only people in the street with a double-glazed conservatory or a new patio. Best of all, you wouldn’t know anything about it, beyond the odd appearance in the "at home with…" feature in Shoot!. All things considered, this seemed to be enough. Read the full article

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