THE HALF DECENT FOOTBALL MAGAZINE

Nakhon150a28 August ~ The Wheat Witch of Nakhon Province is a marginal, unknowable figure in all the tales that are told of her. For one thing, her powers are only strong in areas of high wheat presence. So this is wheat fields and the cereal aisle of supermarkets. She did work the cereal aisle of supermarkets for a while, until a trainee manager at the local Tesco carried out a civilian's arrest on her for "dressing in a manner inappropriate to the public's enjoyment of the Tesco retail experience". And for "foul and derisive language". Read more

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