THE HALF DECENT FOOTBALL MAGAZINE

3 October ~ This one's not immediately obvious. It would be probably easiest to explain it in terms of the Libyan creation myth of the Overeating Fish who one day swims into colder waters and catches a very slight head cold, the only symptom of which is an intermittent ticklish cough which, on the morning of creation, irritates its windpipe just at the precise time that the Overeating Fish is swallowing some post-jentacular algae, causing it to emit, in crumb-form, the whole of the world from its mouth. The crumbs of creation are swept by great winds to the four corners of the earth, where they set up nation states and take varying amounts of time to distinguish public lavatories by gender. Read more

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