THE HALF DECENT FOOTBALL MAGAZINE

thapolice 5 September ~ Pretty matter-of-fact, this one. Unfussy. The more dealings one has with the police, the more it becomes apparent how much they distrust nuance, ambiguity and showiness. However polite your tone and reasonable the explanation, you will generally be no more than 20 seconds into an explanation of why you were found in an industrial estate at four in the morning with a minor head wound and a woman's shoe in one hand before you are instructed to calm down and tasered. Read more

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