THE HALF DECENT FOOTBALL MAGAZINE

21 December ~ This is a missed opportunity. When you're a club called Happy Valley you have the perfect opportunity to express the joyous lifestyle hinted at in your name through the medium of visual art. According to a source close to the club, the executive tendered out the design assignment to three local artists. The first came back with a silkscreen entitled The Garden of Eternal Pleasures, depicting several naked couples in various attitudes of advanced relaxation: one lady is seen reclining on a grass verge while a satyr blows smoke into her ears, elsewhere a young man with a trumpet beckons the exulting cherubim while a nice-looking girl hangs about in a pear tree. Read more

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