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22 July 2016 ~

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Manchester United are reportedly closing in on the £100 million signing of Paul Pogba from Juventus. They wouldn't have to pay such huge sums of money if more players came through their academy instead. Oh, hold on... 

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ASFFish150Badge of the week ~ ASF Andrézieux-Bouthéon, France
“The fish in the castle” is a very old French phrase. If you said to someone French “It was very much the fish in the castle”, they would instantly know what you meant. The trick is, however, for you to know what you meant.

It is rather a niche concept and difficult to translate into English, but, for example, if you imagine that you were at your sister-in-law’s house but it is her second, holiday home and you are there with your new girlfriend, boyfriend or extra-marital lover, and the occasional window-cleaner calls for payment while your sister-in-law is out, and your boyfriend, girlfriend or extra-marital lover answers the door while you are in the bathroom, that is “the fish in the castle”.

As a parallel to aid understanding, Jack Wilshire was “fish in the castle” in his midfield role in the second half against Iceland. Confusingly, “Fish in the Castle” is also a popular seafood restaurant in Rouen. But not very confusingly if you don’t go to Rouen much. ASF Andrezieux-Boutheon use the Fish in the Castle image on their club crest because they were very much the Fish in the Castle between 1947 and 1952. They aren’t now, though, not since they got a Family Enclosure. Cameron Carter

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Spanish club pioneers a scratch-n-sniff shirt

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Belgium manager’s job advertised online.

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Richard Keys wants to make our DNA great again.

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The Chesterfield raffle fiasco of 2016 is already legendary.

Meanwhile, why not snap up a Chesterfield 150th anniversary gnome – bound to become a collector’s item.

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Also in the news this week
Will Grigg is among 25 best players in Europe
Own goal of the week, from Minnesota
Controversial bid for control at Forest

 

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