Totally agree with the point the article makes. Two other things I'll never understand : being prepared to miss an early goal in order to
get an extra pint in, and getting up after about 35 mins of the first-half (disturbing those around you in the process) so as to be first in the HT pie queue. You're there for the football for Christ's sake, not at the pub or the take-away.
I think the game that really established the 'never leave early' principle for me was a Stafford v Telford FA Trophy QF reply in 87/88. It was a brilliant non-league occasion. Marston Road, one of the great traditional back-street grounds, was pretty much full, and it was a chilly but atmospheric night under the lights. Stafford were 2-0 ahead and cruising with 4 mins left to play and half the Telford fans had already left. Cue two late goals for the away side and then an extra-time winner. I heard later that some of the departing away fans had put on local radio coverage of the match in their cars. Why bother when you weren't interested enough to stay to the end in the first place? Anyway, some turned round and went back to the ground when they heard news of the first Telford goal, others thought, 'nah, sod it, it's only a consolation' and carried on towards home.
Anyway, Telford went on to play Enfield in the final. It was a 0-0 bore at Wembley but the replay, at the Hawthorns, was another 3-2 extra-time thriller, this time with the Es coming out on top.
My resolve has only been seriously tested once since then, at Portsmouth v WBA at Fratton Park in 96/97. It was November, there was sleet and an ice-cold wind. Alan Buckley's Albion gave possibly the most spinelessly inept performance in the club's history and were 4-0 down at HT. I stuck the second-half out in Fratton Park's then open away end. Needless to say Albion didn't fight back heroically for a 4-4 draw - in fact it was amusing that the Pompey fans I met at the station later had expected us to do just that.