Thanks to those who posted to say they got it (and I would just like to confirm Ingolade and AMMS are not the nom de plumes of my mum and dad) but, without wishing to sound sarky or narky, I honestly think most of the feedbackers here have failed to read a few key sentences of my bizarre, bewildering piece:
In the opening para I state
I despise the mainstream media fixation with Rangers and Celtic as much as the next man because it skews everything - it's kinda hard to convince people you're not just a glory-hunter when, even in the third division, your club (or a version of it) is gleaning as many headlines as the national champions playing in the Champions League qualifyers - and also because, as I'm saying by way of sarcasm-denoting inverted commas, it's not genuine concern the tabs, radio and TV feel for the SPL; it is, of course, just ratings-grabbing hysteria. So that's agreed.
And, having spent most of my life thinking Scottish football would be a much nicer place if Celtic were dead and buried, it'd be kinda rich for me to suddenly start thinking different when the other half of the beast lies slain. But having toured all of Scottish football for years, ticking anorak boxes, it's pretty clear to me that the bitterness which expresses itself through sectarianism under Rangers and Celtic is just as prevalent under the label of the Ayrshire derby, Falkirk-Dunfermline or even Scotland-England.
There is an idea that the air will be cleaner without the Old Firm - somehow purer. Well, one half of it's gone and the first thing punters are doing is fixating on the Old Firm. "sections" of the Aberdeen support will no doubt be trying to fill Pittodrie this Saturday in a spirit of genuine Granite City fever but it's apparent that so much of it is just biting the very tabloid wind-ups which they're purporting to portest against. Christ, the Daily Record is backing the "campaign" - I'd take that as both a clue and a warning.
Poster Blameless should note that, in the opinion of many, I have no club to focus on. It died in June. So what I have left is my love of Scottish football (the wee factoids about Hibs, Killie etc were meant to make it clear that, while I can't "switch off those enmities", ie with Celtic, I retain an affection for the Scottish game I couldn't get rid of even if I wanted to) - if the death of Rangers was indeed allowed to bring down the rest of the game in this country then it would be truly tragic. What i'm saying is that the way to keep Scottish football healthy is to feel the love. Fill your grounds coz you want to see YOUR team and you want to see them for their own sake. And I'm also saying that this is exactly what Hibs, Hearts, Dundee and Ross County fans have and will be doing.
And the bitterness which permeates the game here - Outrage and dissafection seem to be the aim of half our football enthusiasms - results in our national team being shite and our clubs doing poorly in Europe despite a massive well of talent over the years. I'd like to think the death of Rangers 1872 could at least have lightened the mood to the point where we get some genune positivity throughout our game. So far it's not promising and I take absolutely no pleasure in that.
RossDunbar93 A very good point, Sir. Not just about my article being poor - that's a given - but about punishments for oldco Rangers being inflicted on the new. If the authorities, football and otherwise, keep treating it as one entity then why shouldn't everyone else. But it's "MY dead Rangers". The Rangers I loved - one which didn't run itself into the ground in the space of 9 months and didn't have to start splitting hairs about plcs and ltd companies - is dead. It shouldn't ever be the same again but if these Ayburdeen punters keep thinking about us even when we're not there then there's obviously less desire for Rangers to vanish than there was financial necessity for it. At Brechin in July and at Ibrox last night, however, I saw a new club which, even though it's in the lower leagues, might be worth going to see again. Nice strip. Their owner sounds like a rabble-rousing shyster - but I'm used to that where I come from - so when they get rid of him I might even buy a season ticket. Right now, though, I'll just take it a game at a time.