Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain looks like pretty much any Corinthian figure.
I can't work out whether this observation has slightly racial undertones or is justified comment on unfortunate looks and prominent ears.
PS
As a disclaimer, I have just returned from the Faroe Islands where I have become slightly addicted to Danish snus. I have therefore watched all the England games as a non-smoker, under the influence of high grade nicotime infused with micro glass schards that lacerate inner lip cappilaries to ensure a quicker and more intense infusion.
I always knew it would end up this way.