'Pepper' isn't twee, but I've always thought it's a bit overrated; it wouldn't get in my top five Beatles LPs. I'd go for Revolver at #1, followed by Hard Day's Night, Help!, Rubber Soul and Abbey Road, though not necessarily in that order- I find these things vary according to my mood. And I love the White Album, but there are a few tracks that surely very few would miss: for me,'Wild Honey Pie' would top the list to be excluded, followed by 'Good Night' and (sorry everyone) 'Revolution 9'. But then I'd have put 'Not Guilty' on... And McCartney gets a lot of stick for his supposedly straight image and opposition to including 'Revolution 9', but he'd already recorded an (apparently) similar avant-garde piece called 'Carnival Of Light' which is the Holy Grail of Beatles completists, having never been released or bootlegged. Apparently Paul nixed it for the Anthology releases. Maybe in retrospect he decided it was rubbish.
Going back to Revolver, I always thought it was underrepresented on the Red Album, with only two tracks while Rubber Soul, for example, got six. I'd have left off 'Drive My Car' and (especially) 'Michelle', and gone with two tracks from Revolver, maybe 'Taxman' and 'For No One'. Or 'She Said She Said'. Or... or... or... But then 'With The Beatles' and 'Beatles For Sale' only got one track each... Tricky, isn't it?
Maybe I'll start a thread inviting OTF-ers to (re)compile the Red and Blue albums?