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08 Dec 2012 22:35 - 08 Dec 2012 22:37 #739599 by The Awesome Berbaslug!!!

hold on, why are a bunch of twelve year olds driving around in a convertible, without a seatbelt between them.

That song is grim as all hell.

Hold on, who's the middleaged rapper in the middle of the video?

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09 Dec 2012 03:22 #739630 by caja-dglh

We need to move on from Rebecca Black. The dude is Patrice.

Folks, it is thanksgiving (well was recently)

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09 Dec 2012 03:28 #739632 by Sits

Somehow I managed a minute on both of those, just to show how open-minded I am. There's two minutes of my life gone forever.

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09 Dec 2012 03:30 #739633 by caja-dglh

Remote - I recommend you skip to the end. She sings into a turkey leg.

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09 Dec 2012 03:50 #739638 by Sits

caja-dglh wrote:

Remote - I recommend you skip to the end. She sings into a turkey leg.

Foolishly I followed your advice. won't thank you; I don't feel my life has been enriched.

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09 Dec 2012 13:21 #739708 by Bruno

Can't be hateful, gotta be grateful. I bet Taylor likes it.

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09 Dec 2012 13:40 #739709 by Bordeaux Education

Is that a younger Kate Middleton?

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09 Dec 2012 15:48 #739730 by G-Man

The Awesome Berbaslug!!! wrote:


That song is grim as all hell.

Of course it is. It was a vanity record: her parents paid a label to write a song for young Rebecca, let her record it and to make a video. Somehow, perhaps because it's so bad, it became a viral hit.

I thought the reaction to it was horrible. She's a young girl, not a highly-paid superstar.

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09 Dec 2012 16:02 #739740 by N est à?

She's a highly paid young girl.

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09 Dec 2012 17:38 #739800 by The Awesome Berbaslug!!!

I assumed that she had written it herself. I've listened to a lot of music over the years, and I've never heard a piece of music with such a confusing, complicated structure. there are pieces of free form jazz that make more sense than that song. listening to it I had actually no idea what was going to come next.

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09 Dec 2012 17:43 #739805 by Evariste Euler Gauss

Crikey, didn't know that background. Her parents obviously aren't short of a few bob, but here's another illustration of the fact that you can't buy sound judgement or common sense. Did the songwriters at the record company deliberately write something dire as a mean trick?

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09 Dec 2012 18:00 #739818 by Bruno

We had a thread on Rebecca Black. Gman thought the reaction was worse than the crime, and I thought that mainly applied to the people who wanted to see her dead, but that she basically had it coming because you have to go kinda far out of your way to do this sort of thing.

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09 Dec 2012 18:12 #739824 by Brandenburger Toro

AFAIK it was "her" song, all the producers did was add a great many layers of polish to the turd.

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09 Dec 2012 18:56 #739852 by Bruno

Surely turds are quite shiny to begin with.

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09 Dec 2012 19:12 #739859 by Borracho

Depends on your diet.

Meanwhile, the hospital has come out swinging, blaming the entire thing on the two DJs.

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09 Dec 2012 20:51 #739915 by G-Man

The Awesome Berbaslug!!! wrote:

I assumed that she had written it herself. I've listened to a lot of music over the years, and I've never heard a piece of music with such a confusing, complicated structure. there are pieces of free form jazz that make more sense than that song. listening to it I had actually no idea what was going to come next.

Good grief, you make it sound like a track from Smile or the White Album!

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09 Dec 2012 21:14 #739926 by Brandenburger Toro

Free jazz, which can involve free-form improvisation.

Fold your hands, child, you walk like a peasant.

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09 Dec 2012 22:19 #739957 by Bordeaux Education

Good grief, this thread has changed tone

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10 Dec 2012 06:31 #740025 by Sits

Bored of Education wrote:

Good grief, this thread has changed tone

And now it's well and truly derailed, according to Sits Jnr #3, this is the last part of the unholy trinity.

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12 Dec 2012 18:55 #740760 by Satchmo Distel

The latest is that the nurse hanged herself. My admittedly limited knowledge of hanging suicides (Badfinger, Ian Curtis) leads me to feel that the person had been thinking about it for a while. A spontaneous suicide is more likely to be a different method. However, I can't give you any science on that; just my gut feeling.

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