Just doing the assorted Sits family tax returns on the Australian Tax Office web system and you have to enter an occupation from a very long drop-down list. It's really the juxtaposition of varying occupations I enjoyed, for example:

Barber
Barista
Barrister
Bartender
Basketballer

or slightly further down:

Biotechnologist
Bishop
Blacksmith
Blasting worker - mining
Boarding kennel or cattery operator

I could go on. But don't worry, I won't.

Nil thread.

In my befuddled state, I misunderstood "varying occupations I enjoyed", and thought that your intriguing CV in no way deserved a nil thread.

But alas, it probably does.

It most definitely does, I'm afraid:

Bank clerk
Office manager
Accountant

That's 32 years right there. Bloody hell.

I've had fifteen different jobs in nineteen years, which would all have a distint title (HR Business Partner, Finance Officer, Programme Manager, Tax Manager, Health and Safety Manager, even Marketing) had I not just been "Civil Servant" all along.