Alternative Title: Stag Do gets out of hand.

It's that time of the year, restless stags and trigger-happy hunters after them.

How did he get that close to it in the first place?

If he'd brought Fenton with him he'd have been fine.

Aaarghh!

Is there an echo in here?

You know how when someone's already started a thread on something and someone else posts the same thing? This is the first time it's happened in the same thread, I reckon.
Besides, that's not as good as my thread titles.

So, Ms Acremom, you dialled the police for help only after you were sure there was no more valuable footage to film. Yep, what a good samaritan you are.

Jesus, I would have been a blubbering mess. And in need of a change of underwear and pants (trousers).

F*ck me, it looks cold in London.

I'll be in Albufeira in a couple of weeks, thankfully.

I'm off to the Isle of Mull to watch a car rally next weekend - there's thousands of the bastards roaming around and rutting up there, it can get pretty bloody unnerving being stood on a pitch black moor at 2am with them roaring all around you...