OK, OTF has taken over a country. (Did you not get the memo?) Let's call that country by its present name - the United Kingdom but, obviously, that is just a working title at the moment. We took that over because its in the middle of everything and is small enough if we need to redecorate or anything. Again, check your inbox.
Now we have to decide what sort of government it is going to be first - social democracy, dictatorship, communist state - before we decide who are going to be in the governmental roles. I reckon we need to stay in the UN so is there some minimum amount of roles we need to stay in?
We are also going to have to decide whether we are going to introduce the death penalty, renationalise industries or keep the Home Nations football teams separate. We also have to decide whether we get rid of Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, the Falklands and Gibraltar or try to take over Germany and add to the collection. We also have to decide to stay in Iraq or Afghanistan (whichever one we are still in). I am not going for Foreign Secretary or Minster of Defence, by the way.
I am off to that there London in a minute to collect the keys to Downing Street so, in the meantime, sort all this out and I will return, Diable Rouge style, to collect the results once Cameron has removed enough personal effects in a cardboard box that I have a space to set up the laptop
