A Dutch Oven - in the colloquial sense - is the act of farting in bed, then forcing one's bedmate's head under the covers and holding them there.

Charmed, I'm sure.

I learned that from one of John Waters's appearances on the David Letterman show, I think. Ideally, I would like to learn about all disgusting nicknamed acts from John Waters interviews.

I learn all mine from the Viz Profanisaurus.

Ha, Viz is excellent, though much harder to find here in the states.

I'm pretty sure it's available on newsstand. If you really can't wait, the Viz website has a Profanisaurus page where it will provide you with three entries at random (oo-er, etc.).

I learned it from the Sopranos.

Flashing Siren for WOM.

Reports that Mr. Fieri is doing an episode of Triple D in Toronto.

Yup...just up the road at Caplanskys. Good choice. I'll see if I can nonchalantly be in the 'hood.