A scapegoat must be found.

Gah, didn't see this one when I was starting my thread.

"Family reasons", eh?

"I need to spend some quality time at home with my family and my money. Can you believe that if you screw up they have to give you all the money you were supposed to work for. look at this suitcase I have padlocked to my wrist. That's how big the cheque is. I've always wanted an apartment overlooking La Promenade des Anglais. I'm richer than all of my ancestors put together."