In the mid-90s, Cape Town Spurs won the domestic double, crowning a longish history as one of the city's two big clubs, alongside Hellenic, a club whose franchise was bought by one club and has since been traded several times. The third Cape Town team to play regularly in the top flight was Santos, who had played in the anti-apartheid league in the 1980s and early '90s, dominating it for many years.
Cape Town Spurs was dissolved in a franchise deal that also included Seven Stars, a Cape Town club that had just played its first season in the premier league.
Spurs' franchise was bought by the guy who once falsely accused Alex Ferguson of having "abused" his girlfriend. The team was called Mother City and was promptly relegated. Seven Stars' franchise was bought by Ajax Amsterdam, who named it Ajax Cape Town, ignoring my superior suggestion of Plastic Ajax.
Spurs fans, like a bunch of ignorant sheep, migrated to Plastic Ajax. Some of them even think that Plastic Ajax are a Cape Town Spurs by another name. It's not. Cape Town Spurs is dead. Their fans didn't protest much about the murder of their club because the reflected glamour of the Ajax association drew them in like a rotting corpse draws the flies.
Plastic Ajax has won no league title yet, unlike Santos, the team the local press likes to ignore and whose replica jerseys are not on sale in sport shops, alongside those of Plastic Ajax, Pirates, Chiefs, Moroka Swallows (great name for a porn actress) and, incongruously, Bloemfontein Celtic.
Santos have been relegated this season, having lost a play-off game against another Cape Town side: Chippa United, named after the investment arm of a construction and security concern and, guess what, another fucking franchise (though not of a top flight club, so that's not too bad).