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A friend of mine sits in the North Stand at the Riverside Stadium next to a man whose already dark mood has been exacerbated in recent years by the ban on smoking in the stands. Natural pessimism coupled with nicotine deprivation has turned him into a nervous wreck. During one home match he expressed so many doubts and fears about the team’s prospects that a bloke sitting a few rows in front turned round. “Ow, mate,” he bellowed, “will you shut your face, you sound like the fucking Grim Reaper.” That was two seasons ago. These days, assuming the stewards have confiscated his scythe at the gate, the Grim Reaper would be hard to spot among the gloomy hordes in the North Stand. The home defeat against Leicester in November meant Boro had lost seven matches in a row and while that sequence was ended by the 2-2 draw against Bradford, at the time of writing they still have not won at home since March. Admittedly, under Bryan Robson this is not such a novelty. During the 1995-96 season, for example, Middlesbrough put together a sequence of 13 matches without a win that carried them from Boxing Day to Easter. The following season between September 15 and Christmas Day they picked up just four points. Seven nil-pointers on the trot does not even equal the former England captain’s personal best, a staggering straight eight first achieved during 1995-96 and equalled again last season. Indeed, the Boro manager has become so closely associated with bad runs it’s a wonder Captain Marvel hasn’t become the standard Teesside euphemism for diarrhoea. Whenever he comes in for criticism from the crowd, Robson’s feisty response is: “The fans should remember where this club was when I arrived”. The answer is that we were ninth in the First Division. Currently we are third from bottom of the Premiership. In half-a-dozen years Robson has raised us 12 places at a cost, in terms of his transfer deficit, in the region of £33 million. Hardly value for money when set beside what has been achieved for considerably less at Leicester, Sunderland and, prior to the signing of Rio Ferdinand, Leeds United. There was a momentary silence at the other end of the line, then the Israeli said, “Sorry, what is the meaning of diamond in English?” “Well, it’s a precious stone, a jewel.” “Yes,” he said, “I thought it was, but for a moment there I wondered if maybe I got it wrong and it actually meant ‘shit’.” From WSC 167 January 2001. What was happening this month On the subject...
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