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posted 06-02-2010 13:49
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Some people say that everton's giant microphone headed midfielder gets booked a lot because he's tall and stands out. Personally I think it's because he's a right filthy bastard.
Martin Atkinson is making a great job of this game. He's entirely in control of everything and the game is nowhere near boiling over, hell no.
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posted 06-02-2010 13:56
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Fellaini doesn't have a broken leg. Though how they know this so soon is a mystery. When I smashd my leg up trying that parkour nonsense, I was sat in A&E for an hour and a hlaf, then in X-Ray for a further hour. All the while listening to a Simply Red compilation on the Hospital sound system.
These footballers have it easy.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:03
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Hold on, You tried parkour? What were you thinking? or is parkour a code for jumped in bins on your way home from the pub?
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posted 06-02-2010 14:06
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I was free-running along a very thin railing, planning to jump across to some sort of concrete bollard thing. I slipped, smashed my shin on the rail, and face planted six foot down on to the floor. I may, may, have been drinking.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:10
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haha As I suspected.
Anyway kuyt is after scoring for liverpool. His goal celebration face is really a thing of wonder. I'll take this if it leads to another heartbreaking last minute equalizer.
Is insua the most inert defender in europe? Landon donovan is kicking the ball past him and going the long way around him for fun.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:24
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jaysus that yakubu is wintering well.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:25
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EIM wrote:
I may, may, have been drinking.
That probably helped, vis-à-vis the Simply Red situation.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:27
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I didn't go to the hospital for five days after the initial accident. But even ignoring that, nothing helps vis-a-vis Simply Red.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:29
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were you trying to win a darwin award or something?
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posted 06-02-2010 14:33
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I was timing it so I could miss the hardest shift of the week. No sense wasting a day off on a Tuesday night when I can have a Friday double off.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:34
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The officials should have sent off about 3 from each side. Fairly bad game this, unless you like wild two footed challenges.
From a US perspective, Donovan is alternatively pretty good and then pretty crap. He really seems out of touch with his team too often.
(All said by observing a not-so-great internet link of the game.)
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posted 06-02-2010 14:34
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Gerrard is such a scumbag.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:35
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Steven Gerrard is in crowd-pleasing form and playing all his greatest hits today.
Following a magnificent dive at the end of the first half (he hit the bar with the resulting free-kick), he has just given it the full two-footed classic on Steven Pienaar.
He just needs to wallop one in from thirty yards now and it's a vintage performance from the mercurial twat.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:37
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Is that Everton's first meaningful shot on target of the match? They've been utter dogshit.
Martin Atkinson has been repeatedly conned by dives all over the place, utterly useless refereeing.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:42
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Yakubu is amazing. it's not often in this day and age that you get to see a 120kg centre forward
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posted 06-02-2010 14:45
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Pienaar gets his revenge by lightly barging into Gerrard, who predictably goes down like a sack of shit.
Second yellow and he's off.
And it finishes. Rafa really knows how to do just enough doesn't he?
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posted 06-02-2010 14:47
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Martin Atkinson - officially the steamiest ref in the Premier League:
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posted 06-02-2010 14:48
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Rafa must love Kuyt.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:55
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Kuyt is rafa benitez's liverpool personified.
That second yellow was a bit soft wasn't it? I think the ref was going to send off pienaar for any foul having seen some of the match at half time.
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posted 06-02-2010 14:57
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Some of those players looked really lost out there. I was saying to garcia that insua looked like a little girl wandering through stalingrad with her teddy as the battle rages all around her. I wonder what maxi rodriguez made of that game.
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