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posted 16-03-2010 18:48

 
 
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posted 16-03-2010 19:57

 
It's called Lynx over here, and the best ad is a parody of it from Specsavers (geeky chap liberally applies deodorant, bikini-clad women come running, then spot his glasses and walk off). Not that it's any more enlightened, but I'll always enjoy advertising eating itself.
 
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posted 16-03-2010 20:25

 
The campaign for their "chocolate scented" version for the Indian market (which frequently appears on cricket telecasts) is positively surreal.
 
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posted 16-03-2010 20:41

 
I've seen some of those commercials here in the US. Or at least commercials with a chocolate dude being torn apart by ravenous women.
 
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posted 17-03-2010 14:53

 
God, that ad freaks me out. The rictus grin as his arm is torn out of its socket.....*shudders*
 
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posted 17-03-2010 15:30

 
I'm more disturbed by the thought of women in their industrial lofts rubbing up against a pipe like dogs humping a couch leg when some guy living above them uses Axe body wash when he showers.
 
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posted 17-03-2010 16:04

 
I'm imagining this product appealing to the same sort of men who might have attended Tom Cruise's "Seduce and Destroy" seminars in Magnolia.
 
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posted 17-03-2010 16:14

 
I don't know if men buy it at all, or if it's just for teenage boys. Their advertising certainly appeals to their notions of how relationships with women work.
 
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posted 17-03-2010 16:17

 
You're probably right. Teenage boys use AXE, and after they figure out it doesn't work, become the bitter men that attend "Seduce and Destroy."
 
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posted 17-03-2010 16:53

 
Incandenza wrote:
I'm more disturbed by the thought of women in their industrial lofts rubbing up against a pipe like dogs humping a couch leg when some guy living above them uses Axe body wash when he showers.

Have a wank? Usually does the trick for me.
 
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