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TOPIC: Britain's Leading Charisma Expert
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posted 16-03-2010 14:19

 
Apparently that's how Nikki Owen is known.
But it's ok, because she talks to apples.

In other fruit-based news, according to the Standard, bananas cure AIDS.

We really are on the downslope and picking up speed towards a new Dark Age aren't we?...
 
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posted 16-03-2010 15:11

 
I can see how it'd take a lot of charisma to talk to apples.
 
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posted 16-03-2010 16:06

 
 
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posted 16-03-2010 16:35

 
What's that Gero? Is it a Toyota?
 
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posted 16-03-2010 17:42

 
Mitsubishi. (Carisma... and very misnamed, as it is one of the blandest cars ever made... although quite fast.)
 
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Sean of the Shed
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ICQ#: Tamworth, Lincoln City Gender: Male I'd like Sean Penn, but I'd probably get Sean Bean Viennese Whirl... mmm crumbly Mr Bump - Roger Hargreaves You can't polish a turd Radiohead - The Bends and all the Smiths stuff Location: Tamworth Birthday: 04/01
posted 16-03-2010 18:19

 
See, you'd need to be a Charisma expert to identify that.




I'm here all week.




This joke set up has been taken from the Cannon and Ball "Big Book of Comedy Rules" and is not to be re-produced without prior permission.
 
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