Any film by Kevin Smith, except Dogma (which is ironic given my profile bits).

Friends' Cast Turkeys:

Lisa Kudrow: Analyze That.
Matt Le Blanc: All The Queens Men
David Schwimmer: 6 Days 7 Nights
Jennifer Aniston: ?
Courtney Cox: ?
Matthew Perry: The Whole Ten Yards

and dont get me started on Kevin Costner...

Actually one that just has to be mentioned...

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Embarrassingly bad, that was. Especially the pretence that this was in some way *Bram Stoker's* Dracula.

Ooh, hold on. Bram Stoker's Dracula may be so overblown you can see it from the Arctic, but I appreciate the visual quality of the whole enterprise, its music score and that it has a certain charm that doesn't entirely become tainted by potentially damaging elements (eg. The Worst Accent In The World by a Mr. Keanu Reeves).

That said, I can see why some people might - and do - give it the finger.

Bad films? Oh, christ, so many. I'd start off my universe-sized list with any British 1970's celluloid 'spin-offs' from popular comedy shows, where the appeal of said programmes are immediately destroyed when transposed to the screen, looking cold, twice as tacky and cheap-looking, and, more importantly, no laughs. It was even worse when the 'big-screen' treatment was given to shows that were shit in the first place.

Thank you, SR and wingco, for agreeing with me on Lost in Translation. I thought I was alone.

Love the Benny Hill-style accenting, SR. Like the chicken, I thought it was rubbery.

I also think Kevin Smith is overrated shite except Dogma.

But I love love love Bram Stoker's Dracula. Wonderful film.

I saw "Chasing Amy" at the cinema when it came out, and bought it on DVD a couple of years ago. I watched it again for the first time recently (I tend to do this - buy DVDs and then save them for a rainy day) and it was fucking awful. Tedious, self-centred guff with a bunch of really annoying characters that it was really difficult to have any sympathy.

So, Ben Affleck's character. You've fallen in love with a lesbian. Well, though shit. Stop being such a cunt about it.

Has anyone mentioned Hudson Hawk yet? Shite.

Jeez, SR, what is it you see in Bram Stoker's Dracula? Personally I think it's a mix of:

Poor acting (Hopkins and Oldman at their over-acting worst, while Reeves, Frost and Ryder are very limited actors anyway);

Awful dialogue (Ryder's speeches of her supposed love for the Count must be some of the most embarrassing ever submitted to screenplay);

Ridiculous plot embarrassments (Ryder in love with Count, why exactly? Ryder and Frost get it on, why exactly?);

and for anyone who knows the source novel, changes aplenty, almost all for the worse (Lucy Westenra becomes simplistically sex-crazed) for no good reason.

It was laughably bad. Laughably bad, I tell you.

Anything directed by Rainer Werner Fassbinder

Bit harsh, that. "Martha" was worth watching. And that one where Fassbinder himself plays some high-class bloke's bit of rough and ends up dying in a tube station is quite good, too.

I love the only Fassbinder film I've seen, though I can't remember what it's called. I liked Bridget Jones as well, though I'm the only person I know who did.

Worst films I've seen:-

The Aviator
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
Elizabeth
Goodfellas
Shallow Grave
Star Trek
Jurassic Park
Are You Being Served
Confessions Of A Something Or Other
Superman

Having watched it this morning, I'm going to echo the vote for "Before Sunrise". I don't mind a bit of a slow burner of a plot, and I had heard that not much actually happens; even so, after an hour or so, there was a feeling of 'Christ, they really are going to do nothing except talk and then part, are they?'. Is "Before Sunset" much the same or is it worth a watch having finished the first one?
delicatemoth, Bridget Jones was alright, in a never need to watch it again kind of way. mind I like numbers 1,2,4 and 5 on your list.

Oh yeah, another good one with an ex-friends cast member - Lisa Kudrow in "The Opposite Of Sex".

QUOTE:
Friends' Cast Turkeys:

Lisa Kudrow: Analyze That.
Matt Le Blanc: All The Queens Men
David Schwimmer: 6 Days 7 Nights
Jennifer Aniston: ?
Courtney Cox: ?
Matthew Perry: The Whole Ten Yards

blanks need filling in?

Courtney Cox was in the film adaptation of "He-Man: Masters of the Universe" and also "Cocoon: the Return", a film so bad even Steve Guttenburg was only in it as a cameo reprise of his role in the first film.

Jennifer Aniston has yet to appear in a film of any real note. Her "straight to DVD" credits include Leprechaun, The Object of My Affection, Bruce Almighty, and Along Came Polly. The latter actually made a fair bit of money but clearly did enough (in terms of reviews) to convince Ben Stiller that his future career lay as a writer and producer.

Jennifer Aniston was in "Derailed" last year, which fancied itself as a Hitchcockian thriller, but signposted the 'shocking' twist so blatantly that the cast may as well have carried around sandwich boards with 'This way to the blindingly obvious twist' on them.