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posted 01-08-2008 20:01

 
Probably not the worst, but pretty bad, The Krypton Factor from 1984-5. Electronic music so ponderous you wonder whether it's got the impetus to reach the end of the VT reel. If it does, it will at least get there before the animation.

No wonder they got The Art Of Noise in afterwards.

The contestants look all right though. "Freelance photographic model aged 43" ticks a couple of boxes for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuQ8JjxQswk
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posted 01-08-2008 20:53

 
Californication. Excellent series, but the credits are straight out of a bad early-90s sitcom.
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#75338
posted 01-08-2008 20:59

 
Great show, but I always found the Phoenix Nights theme music incredibly annoying.
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posted 02-08-2008 00:28

 
Rugby Special.
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#75376
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posted 02-08-2008 01:18

 
Ah, but the music from "Rugby Special" is great. It's completely inappropriate.
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#75440
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posted 02-08-2008 12:49

 
Ah now, we're talking. Amazing theme, which crops up in the Sweeney in the episode where George Layton and Patrick Mower play Australian armed robbers. Like a theme in opera, this tune comes on when Mower and Layton are on. Actually, I've no idea if this is true of opera.

Rugby Special's cheapness extended to the show itself where Nigel Starmer-Smith seemed to be in a broom cupboard.
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posted 02-08-2008 15:58

 
Tubby Isaacs wrote:
QUOTE:
Actually, I've no idea if this is true of opera.


It's true of Wagner.
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posted 02-08-2008 15:58

 
It's also true, pretty much, of Gold-era Dr Who.
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posted 02-08-2008 18:55

 
People say "Wagnerian opera" as though it's different to the rest, don't they?
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posted 02-08-2008 22:04

 
The credits to QI are jaw-droppingly awful. They're so bad that there's only 2 explanations:

a) They had 26p left to make them.

B) They're a provocation, a way of getting rid from the audience all the people who might be guided by the quality or otherwise of the credits.
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posted 03-08-2008 09:35

 
They're a Saul Bass masterwork compared with the 37 seconds of giggle-inducement that is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-gmAloZDE8

The strain to produce a title sequence that suggests glitzy, provocative viewing on such low-budget efforts is almost to be pitied.
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posted 03-08-2008 09:49

 
Crossroads
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WBA - no 'second team' crap for me. Gender: Male A drinks cabinet. None Ooh, Jaffa cakes! Events, not objects, change my life. Will one long, anguished scream suffice? Squirrels Of Love - Andre Plopp and the Cremations Location: Wolverhampton. Stop laughing. Birthdate: 1964-05-01
posted 03-08-2008 09:50

 
Oh, yes. Pity the dreadfulness ddn't stop after the credits had finished.
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posted 03-08-2008 10:11

 
Oh Christ, Triangle. Thanks, Ian.

Here's late Crossroads, feebly taken upmarket. They should have got Gabrielle Drake in the credits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzhbbckbJ2A
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WBA - no 'second team' crap for me. Gender: Male A drinks cabinet. None Ooh, Jaffa cakes! Events, not objects, change my life. Will one long, anguished scream suffice? Squirrels Of Love - Andre Plopp and the Cremations Location: Wolverhampton. Stop laughing. Birthdate: 1964-05-01
posted 03-08-2008 10:53

 
There's something about 70/80's shows like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaLy8-P3r8

...whose intrinsic crappiness was so dreadful then, they become even worse in retrospect and that goes for their opening titles. The above from 3-2-1 demands police action on that basis alone.
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posted 03-08-2008 12:36

 
Thank you thank you for the Triangle heads up. I've become totally immersed in episode 1 just now.
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