This man from Whitley Bay seems to have rather more in common with wingco's spoof-scouser than with the admirably "glass-half-full" Tommy Sunderland.

So the airline's mistake was corrected "ten seconds later" - by his own frigging account - yet a complimentary plane ticket to Australia with no free cash bonus is apparently some kind of insult. If I were the Emirates, I'd renegotiate the stadium naming deal with Arsenal so that the Arse had to call one of their stands "The Chris Miller is a spongeing Jerry Springer audience level twat Stand".

[Edit: above comments retracted and apologised for: see my post of 4 May below, to be posted in a few minutes.]