1 Manchester Utd
2 Arsenal
3 Chelsea
4 Aston Villa
5 Liverpool
6 Tottenham
7 Manchester City
8 Portsmouth
9 Everton
10 West Ham
11 Newcastle Utd
12 Sunderland
13 Middlesbrough
14 Fulham
15 Wigan
16 West Brom
17 Bolton Wand.
18 Blackburn Rovers
19 Stoke City
20 Hull City


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More importantly, here's the projected spiritual league which came to me in a dream:

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1. Greed
2. Avarice
3. Self-interest
4. Hype
5. Exploitation
...
18. Corinthian Values (I was briefly possessed by the mind of an old sports journo)
19. The fans
20. Football

1 ManU
2 Chelsea
3 Liverpool
4 Arse
5 Villa

6 ManC
7 Olbyun
8 Spurzzz
9 Everton
10 Newcastle

11 West Ham
12 Sunderland
13 Pompey
14 Boro
15 Blackburn

16 Bolton
17 Wigan
18 Fultonia
19 Stoke
20 Hull

1. Arsenal
2. ManU (one year, it will be their turn for an injury crisis)
3. Chelsea
4. Spurs (come on, it has to happen some time)
5. Liverpool (giggle)
6. Villa
7. Portsmouth
8. Man City
9. Newcastle
10. Man city
11. Sunderland
12. Boro
13. West Ham
14. WBA
15. Bolton
16. Blackburn
17. Stoke
18. Wigan
19. Fulham
20. Hull

The bottom seven are a disaster.

1 Manchester Utd
2 Tottenham
3 Liverpool
4 Chelsea
5 Arsenal
6 Aston Villa
7 Manchester City
8 Portsmouth
9 Everton
10 West Ham
11 Sunderland
12 Wigan
13 Blackburn Rovers
14 Newcastle Utd
15 Fulham
16 Middlesbrough
17 Bolton Wand.
18 West Brom
19 Stoke City
20 Hull City

1 Chelsea
2 Man Utd
3 Arsenal
4 Liverpool
5 Spurs
6 Everton
7 Villa
8 Portsmouth
9 Man City
10 West Ham
11 Sunderland
12 Wigan
13 Newcastle
14 Fulham
15 Blackburn
16 Middlesbrough
17 West Brom
18 Bolton
19 Stoke
20 Hull

AG, you have two Man Citys & no Evertons.

I think I have to revise my table.

1 Chelsea
2 Manchester United
3 Arsenal
4 Tottenham Hotspur
5 Aston Villa
6 Liverpool
7 Sunderland
8 Everton
9 Portsmouth
10 Manchester City
11 Newcastle
12 Wigan
13 West Ham
14 West Brom
15 Middlesboro
16 Bolton
17 Fulham
18 Stoke City
19 Hull City
20 Blackburn Rovers

1. Man United
2. Arsenal
3. Liverpool
4. Chelsea
5. Aston Villa
6. Tottenham
7. Everton
8. Portsmouth
9. West Ham
10. Middlesbrough
11. Sunderland
12. Newcastle
13. Man City
14. Wigan
15. Bolton
16. West Brom
17. Hull
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18. Blackburn
19. Fulham
20. Stoke

1. Manchester United.
=20 Everyone else.

1. Manchester United
2. Arsenal
3. Tottenham Hotspurs
4. Chelsea
5. Liverpool
6. Aston Villa
7. Portsmouth
8. Everton
9. Manchester City
10. Newcastle United
11. West Ham United
12. Middlesbrough
13. Sunderland
14. Fulham
15. Wigan Athletic
16. Blackburn Rovers
17. West Bromwich Albumen
18. Bolton Wanderers
19. Hull City
20. Stoke City

1-4. Meh
5. Spurs
6. Villa
7. Man City
8. Portsmouth
9. Everton
10. West Ham
11. Sunderland
12. Newcastle
13. Fulham
14. Blackburn
15. Middlesbrough
16. West Brom
17. Wigan
18. Bolton Wanderers
19. Hull City
20. Stoke City