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#60308
Nishlord
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Forest Gender: Male Youffi Todger Talk Them Swiss things you get from Lidl Roy of the Rovers Annual 1975 It's all rammell, in't it? Dance To The Music, Sly & The Family Stone Location: Nottingham Birthdate: 1968-05-01
posted 04-07-2008 10:33

 		 
Who says that web news is always dumbing down?
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posted 04-07-2008 10:43

 		 
Arson I reckon. Probably a revenge attack my disgruntled mice.
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JPS Lotus, Chicago Blackhawks, New York Jets Gender: Male Someone with a big nose Biscuit? Jammy Dodgers. 'My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist' by Mark Leyner 'Normal' people are freaks! Album? Single! 'Autobahn' by Kraftwerk Location: The 'Deep South' of England Birthdate: 1965-11-23
posted 04-07-2008 10:45

 		 
I began to open that link but immediately realised that it's one that I (and Hobbes, for that matter) should probably not look at, so I hit alt-F4 very quickly! Am I correct in that assumption?
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posted 04-07-2008 10:49

 		 
No pictures.

(signed : a fellow arachnophobe)
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Exeter City and Liverpool Gender: Male Jim Carrey The Talisman, Steven King and Peter Straub Generally bored of life, really Business As Usual by Men At Work Location: The Freezing North Birthdate: 1972-01-26
posted 04-07-2008 11:04

 		 
Never mind the spider story, is there any update on the Scottish lady with the pet skunk? Has she settled right in?
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posted 04-07-2008 11:06

 		 
Can the skunk cope with the smell?
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posted 05-07-2008 12:59

 		 
Nottingham is clearly a backwater. For the BIG NEWS, you have to go to Reading:
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2011620_holey_bread_i_can_see_through_my_tesco_loaf
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2021974_hamish_the_runaway_hamster

Or Bournemouth
http://www.thisisbournemouth.co.uk/display.var.2028749.0.man_steals_lunchbox_from_boy_8.php

Or Kendal
http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/1151898.chair_destroyed/
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posted 05-07-2008 13:56

 		 
Driving through the Black Mountains of Virginia this past Wednesday, I heard the Virginia News Network reporting that the infestation of fleas at the county courthouse was due to a dead possum that was caught between the floorboards.
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Shite happens. Location: A sinking ship called the USS US
posted 05-07-2008 16:02

 		 
Well I, for one, am glad Congress stepped in to clarify.

I would like to see them working to pass a bill that would require motorists to give a little thank you wave to people who are polite and let them in. It just irritates me no end when I let someone get into heavy traffic ahead of me and they don't even acknowledge that I just did something for them that I didn't have to do.

When it happens, I usually wave at them in their rear view mirror and mouth the words "You're welcome!" They probably don't even notice, but it makes me feel vindicated.
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Last Edit: 05-07-2008 16:24 By Femme Folle.
 
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Wyatt Earp
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posted 05-07-2008 16:12

 		 
I'm similar, except more along the lines of "Oh don't fucking mention it you cunt."
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Shite happens. Location: A sinking ship called the USS US
posted 05-07-2008 16:41

 		 
I just gave that one a trial and it felt great. I think I'll adopt yours, if you don't mind.
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JPS Lotus, Chicago Blackhawks, New York Jets Gender: Male Someone with a big nose Biscuit? Jammy Dodgers. 'My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist' by Mark Leyner 'Normal' people are freaks! Album? Single! 'Autobahn' by Kraftwerk Location: The 'Deep South' of England Birthdate: 1965-11-23
posted 05-07-2008 17:03

 		 
Mind you, the mouth shapes created when saying "you're welcome" bear a strong resemblance to those created by another popular motoring phrase we use over here.
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Shite happens. Location: A sinking ship called the USS US
posted 05-07-2008 17:35

 		 
Ha ha! Hadn't thought of that.
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