A LIVERPOOL man has launched an appeal to quash an order banning him from squeezing young boys' muscles and demanding they squat.

Aki is a very strange man; when I played rugby in school he was like the boogeyman who would hunt you down and squeeze you up and make you do squat thrusts and much much worse things besides (depending on which bullshit artist was telling you the story.)

Well, shortly after I stopped playing, I found out he was real - for years you'd get the wind up about if you played rugby you'd end up on his list (which has turned out to be real), and there's a chance he'd be doing things like this..

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DC Patrick Kilgannon told how Arobieke became sexually aroused while forcing terrified young men to perform "inverted piggybacks" - ordering them to squat so he could lean over their backs with his face by their buttocks and his genitalia on their necks, while squeezing their quad muscles.

.. to you. Anyway, I'm not sure I'm posting this other than to remark on the only time I've ever encountered an urban myth that has turned out to be about 75% true.