3 major questions emerge from the recent pics of wayne rooney smoking on his honeymoon

1. professional footballer bla bla. not very interesting.

2. Smoking in a pool???. I mentioned on boreds 'most redneck' thread that was the most redneck I had ever seen, that was before seeing Rooney

3. Whats sort of laws do the have in vegas? I thought the USA had gone non smoking like the rest of the world. If I lit up a crafty cig after doing a few lengths in bracknell pool, like I do most mornings (the swimming bit), I would expect to get thrown out and possibly arrested.

Never mind the fag - look at those freckles!

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Look at the bloody sunglasses! What a dipstick!

(And that discolouration of the water under his right arm - he's having a wee, isn't he?)


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Bear in mind who runs Las Vegas, they ain't ever forcing anyone to 'go outside for a smoke' unless they can put slot machines on the pavement.
As for Rooney smoking, the guy has just promised to spend the rest of his life with the lovely Colleen, you'd be trying to bring about an early demise if you'd just done that too. Watch, he'll be taking up alligator wrestling or sky diving next.

That's no swimming pool. Rooney's buttocks have just been perspiring a heck of a lot, after all the rutting he's been getting up to. The cigarette, too, is strictly post-coital.

Furtho wrote:

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That's no swimming pool. Rooney's buttocks have just been perspiring a heck of a lot, after all the rutting he's been getting up to. The cigarette, too, is strictly post-coital.

I have reported this post for it's appalling and long-lasting imagery...

There's no having fun at pools in the US - after a long struggle I helped instigate an alcohol permit at our neighbourhood pool, and that only means we can have beer and wine at official social events, which happen about twice a summer, from 8 til 10, and are usually too lame to be worth attending.

In Mexico a couple of years ago we watched a local play with his kid in the water while smoking a cigarette and drinking from a bottle of Corona too. No one gave a shit, though he did reap my admiration for his multi-tasking skills.

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As for Rooney smoking, the guy has just promised to spend the rest of his life with the lovely Colleen, you'd be trying to bring about an early demise if you'd just done that too. Watch, he'll be taking up alligator wrestling or sky diving next.

Colleen's alright isn't she? I probably would, anyway.

whilst researching this, I came across the startling bit of info that tim Henman has/is a big smoker

that amazed me and actually put him up in my estimation

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Colleen's alright isn't she? I probably would, anyway.

Me as well, especially out of most WAGs

Tim Henman has a big smoker ?

it would explain the choking

rooney reminds me of a henry moore piece there.

Bored Of Football wrote:

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Colleen's alright isn't she? I probably would, anyway.

Me as well, especially out of most WAGs

Maybe I should clarify my position. Of course 'I would' too, but I wouldn't marry the gold digging, self publicising, non-working, talentless little mouse face. So just to be clear, use for gratuitous sex, yes. Marry and spend the rest of your life with, no. (Although I accept I also may not be her type).

You can't buy class, can you?

I've always found it just out of my price range.

rick derris wrote:

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whilst researching this, I came across the startling bit of info that tim Henman has/is a big smoker

that amazed me and actually put him up in my estimation

Funnily enough it's put him down in my estimation.