luring disco dollies to a life of vice…
Stay Beautiful
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WE PLAY: SLEAZY GLAM // HI-VOLTAGE ELECTRO // GLITTER ROCK // SHOUTY GIRL MUSIC // F UCKED UP DISCO // '77 PUNK // NEW WAVE // ALTERNATIVE ANTHEMS // POP TRASH
Event: Stay Beautiful’s Hallowe’en Horror Party
Venue: Purple Turtle, Camden Town
Date: Saturday 1st November 2008
When you ask a crowd like Stay Beautiful’s to dress up in ‘ghoulish glamour’ for a post-Hallowe’en horror party, you know you’re not gonna get a few people in crappy £1.99 plastic Dracula masks and a couple of squirts of fake blood.
In fact, you all went for it so enthusiastically - among other things we spotted a Battle Royale schoolgirl, a Heath Ledger-style Joker, a Snow White after eating the poison apple, a female Beetlejuice, a mortally wounded Alice In Wonderland, a Bride Of Frankenstein, an uncannily accurate Siouxsie lookalike, a (sweet) transvestite nurse, a Columbia and Magenta, a particularly camp Mummy and, of course, your compere for the night, Lord Beelzebub himself - that our Gore Medics didn’t need to open their make-up case once. Good work, people.
The last-ever Hallowe’en-themed Stay Beautiful, in all probability (next year’s nearest SB falls on Nov 7, which is way too late), was an absolute blast. We really went for it with the visuals, spending about four days beforehand burning slideshows of trashy horror images onto DVD, from mediaeval woodcuts of St Eligius dancing with Satan through classic B&W Bela Lugosi films, Hammer exploitation, slasher flicks and video nasties to internet-age mock-ups of Velma getting done doggy-style by Scooby. We do hope you appreciated the effort.
We also gave out buckets full of Poundland’s and Tesco’s finest Hallowe’en sweets, plus over 100 pairs of plastic vampire teeth, one of which ended up in the urinal trough in the gents. Trust me, a set of gaping fangs is not what you wanna see looking up at you when you’ve got your cock in your hand.
Die So Fluid, making their return to the UK after a successful tour of America with Mindless Self Indulgence, provided a suitably noir blast of ear-shredding, face-melting grrrl-rock, and as well as the obvious Hallowe’en classics we DJs kept the rest of the playlist in a dark, sexily satanic, semi-gothic mood. The highlight, however, without question, was the double-header of “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Wuthering Heights”. Expressive arm-waving, fist-clenching and lung-bursting mass singing like you’ve never seen.
The apple-bobbing competition (whose contestants were chosen via a preliminary round of Musical Statues) was hilarious. With three goodie bags containing horror DVDs of descending greatness on offer (1st: The Shining, Shaun Of The Dead, original Wicker Man, 2nd: Saw, Night Of The Living Dead, 3rd: Silent Hill) plus a load of hats and rubber masks, our three heroes went for it with terrifying enthusiasm, the winner Gemma dispatching her three Royal Galas in 15 seconds flat. Astounding work.
If you want to re-live it, we’ve got some fantastic photos in our main gallery:
http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l27/staybeautifulclub (click ‘Purple Turtle era’ then ‘Live bands’), plus shaky, hand-held video clips on our Youtube account
http://uk.youtube.com/user/staybeautifulclub. Go see!
Which, pausing only to mention that the [b]NEXT STAY BEAUTIFUL[/B] on
SATURDAY 6th DECEMBER is the
100th EVER, and is also our annual
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS bash starring
ROSIE AND THE GOLDBUG, brings us to what we actually played…
SIMON PRICE 9.00-9.30
Gary Numan - “Asylum”
Japan - “Ghosts”
Carl Orff - “O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)”
Paul Giovanni and Magnet - “The Maypole Song (from The Wicker Man)”
Bauhaus - “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”
Rocky Horror Picture Show - “Science Fiction Double Feature”
Marsha Hunt - “Walk On Gilded Splinters”
CHERRY FOXXX 9.30-10.15
Velvet Underground - “Venus In Furs”
Echo And The Bunnymen - “The Killing Moon”
Ladytron - “Ghosts”
Marilyn Manson - “This Is The New Shit (Goldfrapp mix)”
Horrorpops - “Psychobitches Outta Hell”
The Birthday Party- “Release The Bats”
The Jesus and Mary Chain - “Sidewalking”
The Addams Family theme
Siouxsie and the Banshees - “Cities In Dust”
The Fall - “There’s A Ghost In My House”
Sarah Brightman and Michael Crawford - “The Phantom Of The Opera”
Danielle Dax - “Cathouse”
SIMON PRICE 10.15-11.00
The Charlie Daniels Band - “The Devil Went Down To Georgia”
Rocky Horror Picture Show - “Dammit Janet”
The Meteors - “Little Red Riding Hood”
The Cramps - “The Crusher”
The Cure - “Lullaby”
Warren Zevon - “Werewolves Of London”
T. Rex - “Ride A White Swan”
David Bowie - “Magic Dance”
Ramones - “Pet Sematary”
Rachel Stamp - “Monsters Of The New Wave”
The Horrors - “Count In Fives”
The Misfits - “Halloween”
The Breeders - “Theme From Buffy The Vampire Slayer”
AC/DC - “Highway To Hell”
Black Sabbath - “Paranoid”
DIE SO FLUID 11.00-11.40
(live onstage)
SIMON PRICE 11.40-1.00
The Rolling Stones - “Sympathy For The Devil”
The Specials - “Ghost Town”
Rocky Horror Picture Show - “Touch-A Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me”
The Cure - “Close To Me”
The Cramps - “Human Fly”
The Damned - “Eloise”
David Bowie - “Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)“
Murderdolls - “Dead In Hollywood”
Iron Maiden - “Number Of The Beast”
Alice Cooper - “Poison”
Ray Parker Jr - “Ghostbusters”
Paul St Paul And The Apostles - “Vampire”
Rockwell - “Somebody’s Watching Me”
Placebo - “Nancy Boy”
Manic Street Preachers - “You Love Us”
Mindless Self-Indulgence - “Bitches”
Siouxsie And The Banshees - “Spellbound”
Zombie Nation - “Kernkraft 400”
(break for apple-bobbing)
Electric Six vs. Neal Hefti - “Batman At The Gay Bar”
The Cure - “The Lovecats”
Marilyn Manson - “mOBSCENE”
Toto Coelo - “I Eat Cannibals”
Rocky Horror Picture Show - “Sweet Transvestite”
DAVID RYDER PRANGLEY 1.00-2.00
Exact setlist sadly lost for all eternity, but we do know it included…
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - “I Put A Spell On You”
Motley Crue - “Shout At The Devil”
Dusty Springfield - “Spooky”
The Sweet - “Hell Raiser”
…plus a bit of Fleetwood Mac, T. Rex, Joan Jett etc
SIMON PRICE 2.00-3.00
Queen - “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Kate Bush - “Wuthering Heights”
Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett And The Crypt Kickers - “The Monster Mash”
Crazy World Of Arthur Brown - “Fire”
Rocky Horror Picture Show - “The Timewarp“
Nelly Furtado - “Man Eater”
The B-52’s - “Rock Lobster”
The Sisters Of Mercy - “This Corrosion”
Michael Jackson - “Thriller”
The White Stripes - “Seven Nation Army”
The Rolling Stones - “Paint It Black”
Scooby Doo theme
The Dresden Dolls - “Girl Anachronism”
Kylie Minogue - “Better The Devil You Know”
Manic Street Preachers - “Stay Beautiful”
(The Muppets - “Mah Nah Mah Nah”)
…and these songs also got played at some point:
Ladyhawke - “Dusk Till Dawn”
My Chemical Romance - “Teenagers”
Pink Grease - “Fever”
Queen - “Don’t Stop Me Now”
Cliff Richard - “Devil Woman”