Right, so I'm about to put together my local non-shit newspaper (in which Taylor has written a glorious piece on Chris Needham), and I've got an interview with the Thompsons, two mad brothers who run a local greengrocers and who are quite renowned across the city. They're not twins, but they've got perms. The designer's mocked up an 80s-style record cover.

I'm in urgent need of a headline, but my powers are waning considerably in the face of other shit. Please help, OTF. Please.