Yesterday I was messing around online looking for a few missing stickers to my old Panini collections. One of the four that I'm missing for my Panini Football 78 collection is the Chelsea team.

Last night I dreamt that I had the sticker, but that it was a little bit torn at the edge. The big question - would it come off its backing in one piece and look presentable in the album? Lo and behold, it did!

Then, horror of horrors, as I realised that the sticker I'd put in was the Chelsea team sticker from the Panini Football 79 collection.

This weekend, I'd like you to think about whether you've ever heard of anything sadder than a 42-year-old man having an anxiety dream about a 30-year-old football sticker (and then writing about it on the internet).