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There can only be one winner of this competition, and that will be the rabbit killer's rabbit killer Miroslav Klose. Even if Germany don't get past the quarter finals, he will have filled his boots so much in the qualifying stage that he'll never be caught.
But that he is a rabbit killer is surely reason to avoid Klose. Croatia and Poland aren't rabbits. Austria will lose all three games, whilst being ultra defensive to avoid humiliation and only going down 2-0 in each, so he won't be able to fill his boots against them, either.
Cristiano Ronaldo is a good bet. With no-one getting more than four goals.