Never again will I have to watch that cunt Miller's ghoul like facing staring at me on Champion's League nights. Wonderful.

Did you know he is statistically the worst Aberdeen manager of all time with a win ratio of 25%. That's right, worse than Ebbe Skovdahl, whose first 10 games saw not one point or goal scored. Even worse than Steve 'Pele' Paterson who failed to turn up to a home game against Dundee due to a raging hangover and made his final exit from Pittodrie in the boot of a club car.

It truly amazes me that Miller has had any kind of career in football management.