good things about Netherlands:

decent food (as long as its not in a Dutch eetcafe)
they are quite tall
they do a nice line in speed skating
their fans are almost as mental as ours (insert any country here who doesnt have a uniform or a ginger wig)
they make exceedingly good cakes
they have coffee in which a spoon will be erect
they hate cyclists, yet all do it
they have the most beautiful language in the world, bar none (when you get your epiglotis around it)
they are wonderful
they are bastards