Accies are now the proud owners of New Douglas Park, which is situated in Hamilton about a quarter of a mile from their old midden.

NDP has two stands in an "L" configuration (one along the touchline, one behind the goal), and has a plastic pitch. Whether this makes them SPL-compliant or not depends on what version of their "rules" the SPL are using this week.

Richard Offiong is indeed the lad who scores most of their goals, but they also have a teenage prodigy in midfield called James McCarthy, who was the subject of a tug-of-war between the Scotland and Ireland U-19 teams (I think he plumped for Ireland in the end).