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TOPIC: Somewhere along the line I've gone wrong...
#116239
posted 07-10-2008 20:04

 
Eighty-two-year-old multi-millionaire has his birthday cake delivered to him by a nude Pamela Anderson, while his three - three! - playmate girlfriends watch on and applaud

If I make it to 82, I expect my birthday cake will be an ASDA fairy cake with a candle poked into it. Dropped in front of me by a care home assistant called Tomasz. With a grunting comment that my family's cards must have got "held up in the post".

Actually, that might be wishful thinking for my 42nd birthday party, never mind my 82nd.
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#116259
posted 07-10-2008 20:27

 
I find him a pathetic... pathetic.

And the three playmates most likely play more with themselves than with him.

It's a big joke!

Pamela Anderson is a big joke.
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posted 07-10-2008 23:05

 
Jealousy is a curse, PPV
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posted 07-10-2008 23:12

 
I can't imagine anything more intimidating than being given a big cake by a naked woman that I don't know. Well, maybe a naked man that I don't know.

And I really, really like cake.
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posted 08-10-2008 06:17

 
Pamela is great, she does a lot of animal rights campaigning.
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posted 08-10-2008 08:18

 
twohundredpercent wrote:
QUOTE:
I can't imagine anything more intimidating than being given a big cake by a naked woman that I don't know.


I'm pretty sure Hugh Hefner knows who Pamela Anderson is, unless the Al's Hammer disease has set in..
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posted 08-10-2008 08:32

 
Where on earth are her nipples?
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posted 08-10-2008 09:38

 
Edited by way of blurring out so as to prevent corrupting the innocent reader.
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#116438
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posted 08-10-2008 09:40

 
Nice stunt by Hefner. I mean, it's basically projecting the same message as driving around in some monster sports car, but a lot safer and more environmentally friendly.
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posted 08-10-2008 09:42

 
Do people really find something to admire here?
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#116443
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posted 08-10-2008 09:45

 
Don't be so humourless, Wyatt.

(He said, er, humorously)
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posted 08-10-2008 09:45

 
What do you reckon, Wyatt? In all seriousness, like?
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posted 08-10-2008 09:47

 
Lord Mauleverer wrote:
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What do you reckon, Wyatt? In all seriousness, like?


About Hugh Hefner, or about people on this thread?
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posted 08-10-2008 09:50

 
About the answer to the question you posed in your previous post. Has anybody seen anything to admire? I think the only post which had any hint of that was mine. If you took that seriously, then clearly my tongue-in-cheek emitter is on a different wavelength from your detector.
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posted 08-10-2008 09:51

 
See, that's why I asked for clarification.
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posted 08-10-2008 09:58

 
I find the digitally manipulated Ms. Anderson far more disturbing and likely to corrupt than if she'd just been left alone.

What is the deal with Hefner? He seems to be allowed to do stuff like this and be treated in an indulgent way, when anyone else would be lambasted for it. I guess David Sullivan is the UK equivalent, can you imagine if he tried it on?
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