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posted 06-10-2008 15:31
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... wouldn't be in this forum, except that the first person to offer me help was none other than Martin Keown.
Unfortunately he did not have a tow rope in his very large car (BMW I think).
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posted 06-10-2008 15:39
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No tow rope? What a cunt that man is.
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posted 06-10-2008 15:56
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He didn't loom over you, laughing and gloating?
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posted 06-10-2008 15:56
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No, that would have been Ruud.
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posted 06-10-2008 16:18
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*applause*
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posted 06-10-2008 21:18
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It wasn't at night was it?
Fucking hell - imagine this lurching out of the dark fog:
RRRAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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posted 06-10-2008 21:32
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Are you sure he didn't push you in? Was he standing with an innocent expression and his arms outstretched?
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posted 07-10-2008 09:01
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It was a wet, windy night in a narrow country road with a tight bend and a ditch wide enough for an Astra Estate.
Put it this way, I am glad it was not Christopher Biggins.
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Last Edit: 07-10-2008 09:02 By chippy.
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posted 08-10-2008 07:18
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I'm disappointed no one has started a thread called "Driving my car into a bitch" yet.
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posted 08-10-2008 07:53
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Is he still living in Oxfordshire?
I'll never forget his chest jump into RVN. It was the most ridiculous "move" I've ever seen on a football pitch. A nudge or elbow in the ribs, sure, but to hurl your torso into another mans back is another thing completely.
Are you OK anyway Chippy?
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posted 08-10-2008 09:34
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Yeah, he lives in a posh house in Islip.
(Martin Keown, not Chippy.)
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Last Edit: 08-10-2008 09:37 By boris.
Reason: clarification
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posted 08-10-2008 11:53
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And it was on the road to Islip where I slipped.
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posted 08-10-2008 12:11
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funniest thread in ages.
chippy, I will leave you to your homophobia.
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