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#115028
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posted 05-10-2008 19:32

 
Fernando Torres I'd understand, but Kuyt?
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posted 05-10-2008 19:36

 
Torres is a pretty boy and doesn't have the stamina of Dirk "Diggler" Kuyt.
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posted 05-10-2008 19:41

 
"dick kuyt" as cunny kenningham calls him.
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posted 05-10-2008 20:13

 
BTW, that story in this week's Popbitch mailout about Dirk Kuyt being the four-time Dutch air-guitar champion is complete bollocks.

Here's the complete list.

He ain't on it.
http://www.air-guitar.nl/category/dutch-champions/
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posted 05-10-2008 21:14

 
Nasty injury for Skrtl. I think the Man City fans were booing him for the bad challenge he did on Jo which the referee didn't see. Doesn't excuse them from booing him when he was stretchered off though.

Wasn't Robinho about a yard offside for that chance at 2-1, when SWP played him in? Certainly looked like it on MOTD2 but nobody has said anything, so i may be wrong.
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posted 05-10-2008 21:15

 
What's all this sympathy for Skrtel? Did everyone miss his sickening kung-fu kick on Jo's spine?

edit: everyone apart from rob, apparently.
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posted 05-10-2008 21:51

 
Rob, I thought so to, but it was touch and go I guess whether Robinho was in line with SWP. For their first goal, SWP was definitely offside though, having just watched it again on MOTD2.

Oh and bit melodramatic there, Blameless. Kung-fu kick to the spine, my arse. It was a crappy challenge and Skrtel on another day could have got his marching orders for it without too much complaint, but it looked more like he got caught in two minds whether to try to kick or head the ball and ended up catching one of Jo's butt-cheeks. It was as much a "sickening kung-fu kick to the spine" as Tottenham are "genuine title challengers."
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#115103
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posted 05-10-2008 22:17

 
Jo does not have a butt-cheek in the middle of his lower back, and far from it being a misjudgement, Skrtel straightened his leg in mid-air to kake sure he caught him.
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posted 06-10-2008 06:17

 
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...and see how- apart from Robinho, Jo and Kompany- they're mostly the same team as last season?


And those signings were so good on Football Manager 2007. What happened?
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posted 06-10-2008 07:19

 
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Jo does not have a butt-cheek in the middle of his lower back, and far from it being a misjudgement, Skrtel straightened his leg in mid-air to kake sure he caught him.

Well, you say potato and all that. Believe what you like.
In order to answer your original question, iffy takle or not, Skrtel looked in a lot of pain and you have to be some sort of cunt to think it was in some way deserved.
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posted 06-10-2008 07:53

 
Great result for Liverpool. It's beginning to look like some sort of challenge will be sustained into the new year which will break up the Man U & Chelsea monotony.

Let's not get too wrapped up in (some) City fans booing Skrtel when he was carried off. It's not as if Liverpool (Alan Smith at Anfield) - or anyone else - are perfect in that regard.
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posted 06-10-2008 07:55

 
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Great result for Liverpool. It's beginning to look like some sort of challenge will be sustained into the new year which will break up the Man U & Chelsea monotony.

Bit soon for that malarky I reckon. Come back to me if we're in the same place in january.

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Let's not get too wrapped up in (some) City fans booing Skrtel when he was carried off. It's not as if Liverpool (Alan Smith at Anfield) - or anyone else - are perfect in that regard.

That's a fair comment.
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posted 06-10-2008 08:57

 
Skrtel looked in a lot of pain and you have to be some sort of cunt to think it was in some way deserved.

Well, that makes me some sort of cunt. But at least I'm not an absurdly biased cunt.
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posted 06-10-2008 09:19

 
I wonder is skrtel thinking how things could have been different if he'd been sent off for his materazzi foul, or if he'd attacked the ball before it bounced. That was a sickening injury. And one would really have to wonder what is it about xabi alonso that makes everyone want to kill him.

Good game, but I wonder will man city roll over and similarly offer up their brightly coloured scrotum when Man utd roll into town.
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posted 06-10-2008 09:22

 
Sorry, are you really saying that a player deserves at best agony on the field of play and a long painful layoff and at worst a career threatening knee injury because of a tackle earlier in the game? Really? You think that a person deserves that for kicking someone's bottom?
My accusation of cuntery wasn't overly serious before, but now it is. You are disgusting.

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But at least I'm not an absurdly biased cunt.

blameless
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Did everyone miss his sickening kung-fu kick on Jo's spine?


hobbes
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It was a crappy challenge and Skrtel on another day could have got his marching orders for it without too much complaint


Oh look. It seems that you are an absurdly biased cunt, too. Bravo.
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