"I don't believe it! A riot!"

"Rock bands'll come...rock bands'll go. But rock and roll goes on forever. All day and all of the nigghht!"



PS Ricky Wilson sang as a choirboy at Eddie Waring's funeral.

PPS Richard Wilson is a big Greenock Morton fan, as he was telling Eamonn Holmes on R5L today.

Another thread that baffles me.

I believe that the fellow who operates under what I am strongly inclined to be an assumed name is canvassing for examples of elder statesmen or similarly unlikely eminences and notables who share their name with members of beat, or rhythm combos or similar entertainers who feature in the hit parade, my lord.

An example of this might be Neil Young, a singularly unkempt rhythm guitarist of note from the former colony of Canada, who shares his name with one Neil Young, a former member of the association football team Manchester City, for whom he scored the winning goal in the Football Association Challenge Cup Final of 1969.

Steve Jones, yesterday, shortly after calling Richard Dawkins a "dirty fucker".

And another Jones, specially for our US pals this time.

"Ris kown, is cunging yike a ghos kown!"

If I stay there will be trouble...

"Good mornin', good mornin'! We've slaughtered infected cattle the whole night through!"

Would the real David Jones stand up please?

But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be

On the Flat Field.

"Ah cannat see the things that myek true happiness, whey ah must be blind like. What do you mean wuh cannat have fictional characdaz, man?"

"We're on the road to nowhere..."

"I try and laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes."

It's better to burn out than to fade away