good morning aiatl.

When he signs, not if. But, you WILL still fawn over him, as Henry above, is about to swallow the hedgehog, no?

(sorry about the 'annoying wank bag' thing, but your comments occasionally, annoy... which I assume is the point)

There is no way that he is going to sign for Manchester United. He is one of Real madrids few spanish footballers, and as such can cheerfully stay at Real madrid and have their newspapers pretend that he can defend, and point out how beautiful and handsome he is. If he moves to man utd he'll have to actually be able to defend. he just can't.

And I would be fucking raging if man utd squandered anything on signing him. He is the most overrated defender in the world.