And there's nothing he, nor you lot, can do about it.

The PM for Taylor notification in Music has, so far, 10 replies and 293 views.

I don't think that's a poor reflection on either you or Wingco, but there you have it.

Give it time, this one is set to blossom.

The contents of that PM are a cultural time-bomb, set to explode and change the face of British Literature forever.

Besides, Simon Price sending Taylor Parkes a PM on a music board is, to some, a major fucking event, up there with the celebrity-filled opening of David Beckham's Soccer School on the Greenwich Peninsular in terms of 'Woah, fuck me, this is epoch defining'.

There are people, not OTFers, but old Melody Maker readers, who are refreshing that thread every half a minute in the hope that some amazing, brilliant, and hilarious new material is revealed.

They're wasting their time, of course. What they need to do is change the font face and size, highlight the text, and re-size the browser to get an ASCII art representation of their favourite Romo bands.

PM received and responded to, EIM.

Likewise.

See, WOM, this thread is really picking up.

I can't wait to find out if Wingco will reply to your reply to his reply to yours.

I'm tingling with anticipation.

Me too . . .

People really need to be emailing each other or something. For the sake of nosey old bats like me.

Well, there's another development. I've replied.

OMG, I can't stand the suspense!

EIM, will you please hurry up and reply again?

No

Fuck you, you cunt.

Come here and say that.

No, you come here and let me say it to your face.