I've started watching this show on HGTV called "Property Virgins," about first-time home buyers, and most of the episodes are set in Toronto (when they're not, they're all in Texas, which just seems strange). Anyway, they show a map of the city and the neighborhoods that the houses are in.

What's up with the neighborhood names in Toronto? Cabbagetown? I remember one had "Baby" in the name, and there were some other odd ones.

Also, it seemed like a shitload of neighborhoods on the map. LA is huge and sprawling, but our neighborhoods here are kind of vaguely defined (ask 5 people where the Westside begins, and you'll get 5 different answers), and don't seem as plentiful as the ones in Toronto do on the map. Are they all distinctly different?

Theyre as distinctly different as real estate agents seeking to extract money from the mystqiue of exclusivity can make them.

Few would contain more than a couple of tens of thousands of people or be more than twenty square blocks.

Not that different from London, actually.

Oooo...I could write pages. Toronto is actually often describe as "a city of neighbourhoods". The current City of Toronto is actually an amalgamation of smaller former Cities, including (among others) Toronto, East York, North York, Etobicoke, Scarborough (what am I missing, Gramsci?).
Each of those is also very 'regional' in nature. I, for instance, live in Toronto, but I also live in Scarborough, West Hill and Rouge Hill.
Cabbagetown used to be where the Irish working class lived when they arrived. It reeked of boiled cabbage at dinnertime, since that's generally a staple of poor-Irish meals. The name has been attached to that little (very beautiful and desirable) section of Toronto. There's also The Danforth (Greeks), Little Italy, Little Portugal, The Beach (NOT The Beaches), Kensington Market, Riverdale, Leslieville, The Junction, and about a hundred others. Among residents, pitched arguments can erupt over exactly where one (desirable) neighbourhood ends and another (less so) begins.
I love Property Virgins. Especially the aspect where two wide-eyed Jr Bankers making a combined $60,000 want to live in a $750,000 fixer-upper in Rosedale, and nothing less will suffice.
Are they all distinctly different? No, but the residents would have you believe as much. Many have a unique flavour and their own charm, but not that you couldn't find in other equally nice areas.

This is a good place for a question I've had about LA geography. Are places like Encino or Reseda or whatever, which I'd thought of as discrete suburban towns, actually part of the city proper? This seems to cause confusion to the writers of Cold Case, because they'll have the Philly PD handle cases that seem to be in the suburbs, which would definitely not happen here.

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Theyre as distinctly different as real estate agents seeking to extract money from the mystqiue of exclusivity can make them.

Case in point: The Beach is a very distinct (and desirable) area just north of Lake Ontario. Within spitting distance of actual sand and water. But for real estate purposes, The Beach stretches so far north that you couldn't see water without the use of a telescope and very tall tower.

On the West Sayiiiid!!

Neat. Didn't know this existed. Click on each section to the see 'hoods within.

http://www.torontoneighbourhoods.net/search/search.html

Oh, and Baby Point is in the York area. You'd be very happy living there.

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This is a good place for a question I've had about LA geography. Are places like Encino or Reseda or whatever, which I'd thought of as discrete suburban towns, actually part of the city proper? This seems to cause confusion to the writers of Cold Case, because they'll have the Philly PD handle cases that seem to be in the suburbs, which would definitely not happen here.

Those two in particular are neighborhoods in Los Angeles, not their own incorporated cities, so sounds like that's where problems like that come from, Coffy. There are some places that are actual independent, incorporated cities (Beverly Hills, Santa Monica), but are surrounded by LA, and just tend to get grouped in with City of Los Angeles proper. West Hollywood is its own city, for example, but Hollywood is just an area of Los Angeles. Some LA neighborhoods are so distinct people think that they're their own cities--Venice, San Pedro--but they aren't, though the post office will deliver mail addressed to Venice, or San Pedro.

Thanks, WOM. LA is also very much a "city of neighborhoods", though like I said, people don't always agree on just what those neighborhoods are called. The City of Los Angeles has an official map with district names, and you can see the signs posted (this Flickr group trying to get them all), but those tend to get ignored. A neighborhood I used to live in was named Crestview, but people called it the Cadillac district, or Palms, or Pico-Robertson (for nearby streets), or "Beverlywood adjacent", a nice real-estate technique of trying to link a somewhat marginal area to a well-known nice area nearby . "Beverly Hills adjacent" is a classic example.

I like "Property Virgins" more than "House Hunters," a similar show, because I find it more realistic--there are shows where people don't get the house, they get dicked around by the sellers when they see there's a lot of interest, and they don't always end up happy. Plus, I kind of like Sandra Rinomato, the realtor/host.

In the US, it's often easy to determine where the desirable neighborhood ends and another begins. It's the boundary of the school district.

I currently rent, but will probably buy a condo soon. 36 is a bit old to be buying one's first home, but whatever. I just dread it becuase I know that there's nothing in the DC area that I can afford that I'll actually feel good about owning.

That's why those shows are so depressing to me. I'm afraid I'll end up like those uptight people, demanding new appliances and bathroom fixtures, loads of space, a place to run their dogs, a Starbucks nearby, and space to paint watercolors or whatever the fuck they do. I know its hypocritical for me to say this, but I don't want to be so fixated on stuff and, well, you know, be so damn bourgeois.

I just want a structurally sound place that is big enough to hold my stuff (modest), stays cool in summer, is reasonably clean, doesn't have roaches or other vermin and stays reasonably quiet between the hours of 10 pm and 10 am. And it needs to include one parking spot.

And yet, even in boring sprawl Rockville- my likely target, since I think I may be able to afford it and it's close to my office - that's hard to find. Most places are "luxury" or "executive" or "deluxe" and/or total abject shitholes.

I like where I am now and could possibly buy something in the building, but I'd like to be a little closer to the Metro and maybe closer to work if I can. There's no hope of me living somewhere genuinely cool.

Do you get 'Holmes on Homes' there? That's my favourite. He's called in by people who've had a shoddy (or deadly) reno job done on their home and he 'makes it right' (TM). Excellent for DIY fans. My wife bought me his book "Make It Right" just before I was going to do a spit 'n polish reno on our bathroom. After reading it, I ripped it out to the wood studs and redid the entire thing, floor to ceiling.

Perhaps. I'm still a bit ashamed that I watch HGTV, so I don't know the full schedule. I'm not really into DIY shows that much. Though I find "This Old House" and Norm Abram very hypnotic.

My favorite is My House Is Worth What?, really just to have a look inside other people's houses. I envy people outside of the Northeastern rowhouse belt, where ordinary neighborhoods consist of cute Craftsman bungalows with lawns.

The guilty pleasure is How Not to Decorate on BBC America. Even the afters are cringe inducing: huge mirrors, loud wallpaper, weird color schemes.

There was one House Hunters that I saw recently, set in part of New Jersey near Philadephia (Cherry Hill?). The homes were all equally hideous inside--early 1970s decor, yellow or purple bathrooms, etc. I just couldn't believe that all three were nearly identical inside.

My wife and I watch House Hunters and get nauseous at how much home people are buying with so little, even ones made before the real estate crash. People in Texas are buying 5 bedroom houses on almost 1 acre lots for $200,000, and they're not just in the boonies.

And every bedroom on those Brit real estate shows has a massive, built-in (yet flimsy) closet and shelves thingy around the head of the bed.
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