We'll need one of these for next week's results.

New players welcome. (If somebody wants to post the league ID before I get a chance to, go ahead.)

Season 1 League Champions: Cardiff Dragons
Season 2 League Champions: Cardiff Dragons

Season 2 Cup Winners: Csiki Monkeys
Season 3 Cup Winners: AFC Phoebe

Player you most want to kick in the shins: Bob Blomstrand.

Quite a prediction for next year's cup, there.

Couldn't believe the result yesterday seeing as I'd forgotten to offer a win bonus. Maybe that's the way forward.

This is season 3 right? Discoean Phoebe already won it. (No cup in season 1.)

Indeed it is season 3. But some people act like the OTF League didn't exist before the Premiership.

I hope all the rest of my posts on new OTF are as well-informed as that one.

New player info:
Go here: http://www.xperteleven.com
Sign up.
Search for this league: 108391
Apply for a team.
Get approved.
Post a press release insulting either: AFC Phoebe, Cardiff Dragons, or the league admin.

New season will start in approx. 6 weeks, but you can get in now.

Current standings

OTF:
Team GP W D L GF-GA Diff P
Green Star F-Burg 11 8 1 2 21 - 9 12 25
Cardiff Dragons 11 6 2 3 19 - 15 4 20
1927 10 6 1 3 26 - 24 2 19
Underdogs of War 10 5 1 4 23 - 15 8 16
Csiki Monkeys 10 4 1 5 13 - 13 0 13
AFC Phoebe 11 4 1 6 12 - 15 -3 13
Beachcombers Utd 11 3 3 5 18 - 18 0 12
Hornville 11 4 0 7 16 - 27 -11 12
Puolimatkan 11 2 2 7 12 - 24 -12 8

Div 1:
Team GP W D L GF-GA Diff P
Knights who say Ni 12 9 1 2 33 - 15 18 28
Mortlake Dodgers 12 8 2 2 32 - 12 20 26
Preparation Heffron 12 8 1 3 30 - 16 14 25
Steaua Bridge 12 6 2 4 28 - 14 14 20
AFC Jephson Gardens 12 4 2 6 14 - 23 -9 14
Essen Clarets 12 3 3 6 12 - 21 -9 12
Wildridings 12 3 2 7 14 - 23 -9 11
AFC Aitkens Bakery 12 0 1 11 1 - 40 -39 1

Div 2:
Team GP W D L GF-GA Diff P
East Village Idiots 12 12 0 0 37 - 2 35 36
Oxford Nil 12 10 1 1 29 - 5 24 31
Forest Hill Vicars 12 7 1 4 24 - 16 8 22
Ivor the engine x1 12 6 1 5 19 - 17 2 19
Racing Club de Teiá 12 4 2 6 15 - 20 -5 14
U Street Gunners 12 2 4 6 16 - 26 -10 10
Wyhlen United 12 1 2 9 7 - 33 -26 5
Tranz AM FC 12 0 1 11 4 - 32 -28 1

Inactive teams: Wyhlen United, AFC Aitkens Bakery
Teams at risk of inactivation: Tranz AM FC, Racing Club de Teia

I propose TransAm and that Spanish-sounding team are deactivated forthwith, along with anybody else who knows them.

It's my only hope of clinging to my status as one of the league elite.

I cannot stress enough how upset the Idiots are about those two goals Ivor the Engine scored against us.

It has ruined the beauty of our standings - 100%, no goals against would have sent a clear message to the administration about our questionable relegation last season.

Tonight's friendly result:

Knights Who Say Ni 0 AFC Phoebe Reserves 5

A long hard season awaits the newly promoted Knights, after they were crushed by Cup Winners AFC Phoebe. Considering that the Be's rested nine first team regulars, including Theodore McNally and Silva Salazar, AFC manager Phoebe Disco commented after the game that "Considering we played the kids, and Owen Bentley created our first two goals, and he's only played twice this season, perhaps the Knights should consider changing their name to Derby County."

Partly in order to help HORN and mainly because my life's been a lot busier since I started this game, I (as their manager) second his proposal that 'that Spanish sounding team' are deactivated...

Sorry, I didn't mean to stop playing, I've just been getting home increasingly late at night and totally forgetting about this in amongst all the writing, website stuff and talking to friends I do with my nights...

Still my boys don't appear to have done too badly after their manager went AWOL, all things considered. Could've been worse.

Oxford Nil have also beaten the Knights in the last two friendlies between the clubs, despite Nil fielding reserve sides in both matches. This obviously gives ON hope for next season in the higher division, but should have the Knights looking to strengthen in the close season, if they can.

No, don't panic everyone - the games aren't till tomorrow. I just wanted to say 'Pm for Etienne' and figured this was the best place to do it.

Hehe, that's a bit sad. Must make more of an effort to post in real football threads! Replied, anyway.

Blimey, check out Hornville's transfer-market wizardry.

Yes - HORN - was that a tip from a scout that he was underpriced?

That is a ridiculous steal.

I was going to mention Horn's signing as well. That had to have been a tip. (or he just got lucky)